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I came to an important life decision today

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theclassyhuman:

this is so accurate that I couldn’t laugh even it’s so funny

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dirtybritishactorconfessions:

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Hot, rough, filthy, dirty sex with Mark Gatiss, please.

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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eorwyn:

_{Every fairy tale needs a good old fashioned villain.}

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Only in this case, I’m offering you an opportunity to become a Kingsman.

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When you use comedy to deflect conflict

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wellmanicuredman:

did-you-kno:
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let the record show that the first humans capable of imagination immediately invented furries

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