remember when tubmlr was literally only skull trumpet and 3oh3 jokes
this screenshot is pure gold
“jesus sherlock stop it we’re in st. barts.”
“but do you really want me to?”
“no”
So as you probs can tell I’m pretty slack with uploads but eh - Amanda
#chris pine is a tremendous dork: a biography #by zachary quinto #one time we fought a war - a word war #i won #chris feels he won just because he has a BA in english from berkeley #this is incorrect #please refer to the following primary sources. #one time someone accidentally called him craig and he sulked for three complete days #we got some of our best trek shooting done that week #and he was generally silent #i have reserved six other names to incorrectly call him the next time he gets cocky #he repeatedly interrupted shooting just to announce that something was cool #please see appendix 1 for an interview with tom hardy that corroborates that he does this all the goddamn time #i tried to shoot him with my phaser#apparently that technology has not been invented yet #i have invested heavily in tech that might make this somehow possible someday #after i shoot him i intend to lock him behind a pane of glass and dramatically offer a vulcan salute from the other side #i feel he’ll appreciate the homage #the end (tags via historianisms)
Canadians.
I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23.
Thankfully we’re not that bad, but I did get excited about a warm day before realizing it was -7.
… y’all need jesus.
I was so confused until I remembered Canadians use Celsius.