Green Smoothie - 1 cup baby spinach, 1 cup kale, 1 pear, 1 ½ cup of orange juice, and 1 frozen banana.
Chocolate Peanut Butter – 2 TBL unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 TBL peanut butter, ½ banana, 1 cup almond milk, ice.
Mango Ginger — 2 cups frozen Mango, 1 cup frozen raspberries, 1 banana, ¼ cup chopped ginger, squeeze of lime, yogurt.
Strawberry Date — 1 date, 1 ½ cup frozen strawberries, 1 cup almond milk. Optional: 1 scoop protein powder or 1 TBL of flaxseed oil.
I have a smoothie every day and I’m really excited to try all of these.
Is that zane from 1direction
stop reblogging this my dad thinks he’s cool now
this post ruined my life
if two australians eat vegemite together does that make them vegemates
remember when tubmlr was literally only skull trumpet and 3oh3 jokes
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
can we please not reblog this post
“wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?”
“wow! who taught you how to make that?”
“wow! who taught you-”
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore
isnt that just orange juice
*sweats nervously*
once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs